Day 2: Complete.
This image is the last thing I see while filling up my water bottle before entering Bikram’s torcher chamber of tough love. Let me tell you, this little reminder sign is more than a bit misleading! Yeah sure, stay in there for 90 minutes! Check – no problem. Try your best to do the postures correctly! Easy Peezy. Upon reading this, a first timer might just start pondering what type of exercise they should do after class in order to get a full body workout. Thankfully I’m 100% indoctrinated and not tempted by this Siren’s song…instead I am literally trying to hit the fast forward button on my body’s TiVo machine exactly 90 minutes so I can get all the yoga benefit and none of the pain. Funny, this damn thing never works…I’m calling Direct TV.